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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
I talk to God and he laughs at my plans.
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Did you win silver or lost gold? Life is all about how you want to see things.
There are two tragedies in life; one is not getting what you want. The other is having to go to Wales on holiday.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life'.
Successful and great people are ordinary people with extraordinary determination.