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I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random.
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
I don’t have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
I'm good at being sarcastic with guys. They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.